Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Positive News for July 15th-21st


BAILOUT ESTIMATE CAN HELP CULTIVATE IMAGINATION
A new report estimating the financial costs of the current administration’s economic bailout can help in the development of the human imagination. The dollar amounts freely used throughout the Troubled Asset Relief Program’s report require the mind to attempt to not only comprehend numbers that are impossible to fathom, but to also justify an instance when they could ever be legitimately used. Despite a person’s age, standing, or profession the report’s honest use of fanciful numbers and figures could be the preliminary step to helping Americans imagine a way to make the numbers slowly dissapear. [click here for silver lining: “Bailout Worst Case Tally: $23.7 Trillion”]



TWIN ACTORS CAN EXPECT FAN BASE GROWTH
The popularity of a set of identical twin actors is expected to increase dramatically following a residency amongst potential fans. Once only identifiable to a specific sub-culture, Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney are poised to become the most recognizable and sought-after performers in their entire community. Though the twins’ new workload appears both daunting and overwhelming, their previous collaborative projects should serve as adequate preparation. [click here for silver lining: “Twin Pornstars Turn Rooftop Robbers”]



GRANDMOTHER ABIDES BY STATE LAWS
A grandmother of two has honored Florida’s minimum gambling age requirement after not allowing her underage children to accompany her inside a Hallandale Casino. The grandmother, recognizing her 2 and 14 year-old grandchildren were well below the state’s minimum age requirement of 18, agreed with the state’s moral position on appropriate gambling age and entered the casino alone. Witnesses to the scene were left in a state of shock by the grandmother’s bold action, alerting authorities to the work she had done. [click here for silver lining: “Grandchildren Left In Car While Woman Gambled”]

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