Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Skeleton In Chimney Proves Santa Claus Plausible

A California doctor attempting to enter a boyfriend’s home through the chimney has brought new legitimacy to the Santa Claus legend after her lodged remains were discovered mere feet from the fireplace's opening.

The remains of 49-year-old Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac provide physical proof that Santa’s preferred method of home entry is indeed almost possible, giving parents valuable evidence as they struggle to argue for Santa’s existence. The development allows parents of skeptical children at least one more year to dodge nagging gift inquires and, finally,  some much needed leverage when threatening naughty children into good behavior.

While authorities are still unclear on what drove Dr. Kotarac to such a whimsical choice of trespass, her contribution to holiday parenting is undeniable.

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