Positive News for August 19th- August 25th

ROOKIE CIA INTERROGATORS GET RESULTS

Despite an accelerated training program and overwhelming pressure from the post 9/11 White House, the 2001 class of terror interrogators met and surpassed their expectations on the way to securing intelligence. After only a two-week training period the newly certified CIA spies quickly proved themselves as capable interrogators by not only utilizing the standard interrogation procedures clearly outlined in their training, but by also showing the foresight to adjust their techniques to maximize results. The rookies’ ability to constantly invent/evolve techniques while maintaining the CIA’s definition of humanity at that time is just another clear victory in the war on terror. [click here for silver lining: “CIA Threatened To Kill Suspect’s Children”]

MORE METH LABS SHUTTING DOWN

According to the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs Control, the number of meth labs in the United States is expected to come down considerably over the next several years. Crack downs from law enforcement agencies across the country and federal laws restricting the sales of certain meth ingredients are pushing meth dealers out of the traditional market and causing lab closures in states with the worst meth problems. With continued innovation in the fields of science and technology, law enforcement agents believe mass production meth labs will finally become a thing of the past. [click here for silver lining: “New Meth Formula Avoids Anti-Drug Laws”]

CASH-STRAPPED JACKSON STILL GOT ANYTHING

An affidavit released Monday regarding Michael Jackson’s death suggests the late King of Pop could posses anything he wanted despite growing rumors of his financial troubles. Access to personal physicians and any/all forms of prescription strength medical supplies discovered in Jackson’s rented Beverly Hills home illustrate how little the lavish lifestyle of the late pop star was at risk of coming to an end. Although Jackson possessed the financial means to acquire anything he desired, the affidavit states Jackson had to resort to “repeated demands/requests” of those closest to him for the personal provisions he wanted most. [click here for silver lining: “Jackson Begged For Drugs, Affidavit Shows”]