Friday, June 26, 2009

SPECIAL UPDATE!

ED McMAHON FINALLY TOP BANANA
Long-time television personality Ed McMahon, who is most remembered as Johnny Carson’s side-kick on the “Tonight Show” has finally emerged as a leading man in Hollywood. McMahon, a former on-air pitch man, was the first on a short list of Hollywood celebrities to make an unforgettable splash in the national headlines. Though his actions have been slightly overshadowed, it is clear McMahon will be remembered for leading the way. [click for silver lining]

MICHAEL JACKSON FINDS WAY OUT OF OVERWHELMING TOUR EXPECTATIONS

Legendary performer and pop music icon Michael Jackson executed a plan Thursday, which will relieve him from the overwhelming responsibilities of his upcoming London concert dates. The plan, already in affect, permanently rids Jackson from meeting the crushing expectations of his troubled 50-performance London concert series. The performances were heralded as Jackson’s ‘comeback’ to prominence selling over 800,000 tickets within 5 hours, but had recently fallen a full week behind schedule. Jackson is expected to use this time to rest. [click for silver lining]



FARRAH FAWCETT OPENS THE DOOR FOR RISING YOUNG TALENT

American actress and 70s pin-up star Farah Fawcett gave back to entertainment Thursday, by allowing the industry to focus on up-and-coming young talent. The Charlie’s Angels star known for her golden locks and beach-clad image walked toward and through the lime-light for the last time, allowing a younger generation the chance to be noticed by the media. Despite heart-felt pleas resisting Fawcett’s departure, a comeback at this point seems unlikely. [click here for silver lining]

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